Statik Trophy List

Impressive! Impressive!
You solved the first puzzle. Pride is not the word.
Played The Demo? Played The Demo?
You've seen this one before haven't you. Come on, be honest!
I, The Test Subject... I, The Test Subject...
You signed the contract. Now there's a paper trail at least.
Smarter Than A Toaster Smarter Than A Toaster
You won the battle against a simple piece of technology.
Stanza Delivered Stanza Delivered
You found the hidden depths in 4 lines of meaningless verse
Test Your Meta Test Your Meta
You took an out-of-body experience, and spent it in a toy car
Insecurity Cameras Insecurity Cameras
You learned the true value of CCTV voyeurism
Waves & Signals Waves & Signals
You picked up on all sorts of signals and exploited them
Hidden TrophyHidden Trophy
You Built A Cube You Built A Cube
You built a cube
Hidden TrophyHidden Trophy
Thanks For Your Retention Thanks For Your Retention
You have been retained. Did it make you feel?
Hidden TrophyHidden Trophy
Smileyface Smileyface
You are unbearably positive
You're a Machine! You're a Machine!
You humiliated a machine in record time. Well done.
Pointless Behaviour Pointless Behaviour
What did you think you'd achieve calling for help? Help?
Trophy Trophy
You liked the trophy. We thought you might like to keep it.
Rude Word Rude Word
You elevated yourself above the filth and took us literally. Bravo!
Hidden TrophyHidden Trophy
Hidden Secretions Hidden Secretions
You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud.