Blue-Collar Astronaut Trophy List

Done did everything Done did everything
You even did that one thing? Such dedication!
Student loan unlocked! Student loan unlocked!
What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
Master of student loans Master of student loans
Not one, but two for the price of two!
Dr. Loans DSD. Dr. Loans DSD.
Doctorate prestige will vary.
Trail Blazer Trail Blazer
Who put these cones here?
Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing
We make mascots and dabble in insurance.
Got further than Don Got further than Don
Next stop, riches!
Shiny! Shiny!
All that glitters is not Au.
Payin' down the plastic Payin' down the plastic
Look at you. So responsible.
Studious Studious
Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
Loan down! Loan down!
The future is bright…er!
Pizza Perfect Pizza Perfect
The pizza is safe… for now.
10-4 Good Buddy 10-4 Good Buddy
You've trucked all there is to truck.
I pity the schoo! I pity the schoo!
Teacher's pet.
Pizza robot got nothin' on me Pizza robot got nothin' on me
In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
Outta my grill Outta my grill
Took the worst the universe could throw at you.
With honors With honors
The classiest of the top of the class.
Pizza without fail Pizza without fail
No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
The way of the space road The way of the space road
Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
Keep those expenses low Keep those expenses low
Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
Get it there cheap Get it there cheap
Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.
Semi… expensive Semi… expensive
Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
Kid genius Kid genius
Finished school in under 10 minutes!
No money back No money back
Pizza on time. Every. Time.
Sleep is overrated Sleep is overrated
Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
Not a scratch! Not a scratch!
The resale value has held up amazingly!
I AM ASTRONAUT I AM ASTRONAUT
Stared into the void. Laughed.
Keep it topped off Keep it topped off
You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
Master of time Master of time
Time is relatively precious.
Living on a prayer Living on a prayer
WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
<Insert kitty poster>
Hang in there.
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
You're a hero! You're a hero!
Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
There can only be one There can only be one
Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
Oh no! Oh no!
If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Asteroid defense could use more funding Asteroid defense could use more funding
It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
Thanks for playing! Thanks for playing!
...and thanks for checking out the credits!
These things happen These things happen
Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.
Hey! I'm napping here! Hey! I'm napping here!
Let sleeping truckers lie.
Buy more sticky notes Buy more sticky notes
A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
One year in One year in
It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Master of the normal Master of the normal
Aint nobody done normals like me.
Thy core is of a hard persuasion Thy core is of a hard persuasion
The hardcore do understand.