Squareboy vs Bullies Trophy Guide

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Squareboy Vs Bullies is an 8-bit beat em up. It is probably highly insulting to the franchise, but the game plays a bit like Streets of Rage, except this game sucks. If you are playing this game for anything other than the trophies, turn away, it's a mistake! Dont dead open inside!

  • Author : dano
  • Time To 100% : 2
  • Difficulty : 2-3 Hours
  • Online Trophies : 0/27
  • Offline Trophies : 27/27
  • Num Playthroughs : 1
Missable Trophies: GOTCHA SLIPPERY NINJA

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This game sucks and the combat is a joke. Moves can't be cancelled and you do not gain any invincibility when attacked which usually results in you getting gangbanged. This was definitely one of the least enjoyable games I have played for a platinum. Anyway, it's a super easy platinum. The hard part is putting up with the game itself.

There is only one trophy that can be missed, but there is a chapter select so it's not that bad. Once you get to the Ninja boss fight, throw the crate at him. Once you get that trophy, the rest is a breeze.

All of the combat trophies require you to hit an enemy with them. The moves are all easy to perform, so you should have no issues with any of these. Once you lookup the move list and know them all, you will end up getting them without even knowing what moves are needed for the trophies.

Killing 300 bullies will come naturally and the boss fights will of course come naturally. Keep an eye out for weapons and make sure to hit an enemy with each weapon to get the related trophy.

SQUAREBOY VS BULLIES
DEFEAT ALL THE BULLIES
Platinums++;
KNOWLEDGE IS KEY
OPEN THE MOVES LIST IN THE PAUSED MENU
Pause the game and go to the move list at any point to get the trophy. It is worth remembering this as you will need to make use of some of the more advanced moves later on in the game if you want to stop yourself getting angry at this garbage game.
STRIKER
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A STRIKE COMBO
Perform a strike combo by pressing Square 4 times in a row.
UPPERCUT HERO
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A JUMP PUNCH
Press Up on the d-pad and press Square to perform a jump punch.
WHAT A KICK
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A JUMP KICK
Similar to the jump punch except down on the d-pad. Press down and square to perform a jump kick.
EYES AT THE BACK
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A BACK PUNCH
Sounds kind of complicated but you will get it without trying. When your back is turned to an enemy, use left or right to turn in their direction while pressing square to perform a back punch.
SO FAST
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A DASH ATTACK
As dash attack is the holy grail of this game. It will get you out of most tough situations and more often than not, will knock an enemy to the ground as you dash past them. To dash, double tap left or right and press square.
LIKE A TORNADO
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A SPIN PUNCH
Double tap up and square to perform a spin punch.
A CLEAN SWEEP
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A SPIN KICK
Double tap down and square to perform a spin kick.
GOTCHA
GRAB AN ENEMY
This can also be quite useful, but NEVER do this when surrounded. When you grab an enemy, all other moves are locked out. This means you must complete an exit move before being able to deal with other enemies. Grabbing will actually make you very vulnerable.

To grab an enemy press Square once when you are very close to an enemy.
HAYEAHH
THROW AN ENEMY
Grab an enemy using Square. Once you are holding the enemy, press Up + Square to throw them.
HOMERUN
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
When an enemy drops a bat, pick it up using Circle and use it to hit an enemy.
UNLEASHED
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A CHAIN
When an enemy drops a chain, pick it up using Circle and use it to hit an enemy.
TIRE OR TYRE?
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A TIRE
When you find a tire in the environment, pick it up using Circle and throw it at an enemy.
BOXING CHAMP
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A BOX
When you find a cardboard box in the environment, pick it up using Circle and throw it at an enemy.
TAKING OUT THE TRASH
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A TRASH CAN
When you find a trash can in the environment, pick it up using Circle and throw it at an enemy.
EARLY DELIVERY
HIT AN ENEMY WITH A CRATE
When you find a crate in the environment, pick it up using Circle and throw it at an enemy.
WEAPONS MASTER
HIT ENEMIES BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF YOU WITH A SINGLE SWING OF A WEAPON
You can get this using a baseball bat since it has a full 360 swing area. Let enemies surround you and swing the bat to hit the enemies in front and behind you. You shouldn’t need to try to get this, you will more than likely get it without trying.
GOTCHA SLIPPERY NINJA
THROW A CRATE ON THE NINJA BULLY ON THE SHIP DECK
Missable
Once you get to the Ninja boss at the end of the ship level, you will see a crate at the top of the area. Pick this up and throw it at him. You must throw it at this boss. Throwing ia crate at any other Ninjas throughout the game will not count.
TRAINING
DESTROY ALL THE DUMMIES IN THE DOJO
Story Related
You will get this at the start of the game during the tutorial.
BANDANAS ARE SILLY
DEFEAT BANDANA BULLY ON THE HIDEOUT ROOFTOP
Story Related
Boss Fight
This is the first boss of the game and fairly easy to beat.
A BLACK ROBE ALONE MAKETH NOT THE NINJA
DEFEAT NINJA BULLY ON THE SHIP DECK
Story Related
Boss Fight
This is the second boss found at the end of the ship level. This boss battle is also quite easy.
BIGGER THEY ARE, HARDER THEY FALL
DEFEAT BIG BOSS BULLY
Story Related
Boss Fight
This boss is a lot harder than any of the others. The main difficulty is that he spawns with Ninjas. The best strategy here is to clear off the Ninjas first. The dash attack won’t work and if you hit off the boss with a dash, it will sort of stun you and usually results in the Ninjas getting in some shots. Use jump punches and kicks a lot to knock back the boss and ninjas and work to kill them off as quick as possible. You might do some damage to the boss in the progress which will help.
BULLYING IS UNCOOL
FINISH THE GAME
Story Related
Unlocks once you defeat the big boss bully at the end.
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF
DEFEAT 10 BULLIES
Kill Count Trophy
Part of tiered trophy set

See STAND UP FOR EVERYONE 

STAND UP FOR YOUR FRIENDS
DEFEAT 100 BULLIES
Kill Count Trophy
Part of tiered trophy set

See STAND UP FOR EVERYONE 

STAND UP FOR EVERYONE
DEFEAT 300 BULLIES
Kill Count Trophy
Part of tiered trophy set
Impossible to miss as you will need to kill way more than 300 bullies to get to the final boss of the game.