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Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide

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Green Lava Studios have decided to grace our systems with another fantastic trophy whoring experience. This game is officially considered a dating simulator, but let's be honest, it's an easy platinum and the content of the game really doesn’t matter. Fortunately this game is quite funny and you can get the platinum in less than an hour with no effort at all.

  • Author : dano
  • Time To 100% : 1 Hour
  • Difficulty : 1
  • Online Trophies : 0/34
  • Offline Trophies : 34/34
  • Num Playthroughs : 1

Trophy Guide & Road Map [toggle]

This is an easier platinum than I am mayo. You will make it through without having to mash buttons on your controller until your fingers are sore.

Most of the trophies will require you to get 3 stars on each date and “get massagy” after. Getting 3 stars is simple with a guide. The 3 star guide is written below for each of the date specific trophies. There are a few other trophies related to some random stuff, most of which you will have to go out of your way to do since you will be following a guide.

If you really want to make things fast, this super quick video will show you how to get the platinum in like 15 mins.

Unlock all the trophies!
Give yourself a Massagy to celebrate!
Reject a date on Linger!
Very easily done on your phone. Press the red x to reject the date and the trophy is yours.
Match a date on Linger
This will come as you play. Matching dates is what this game is all about.
Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

You will need to mess up the data with Sarah to get this. Get through the date with her using all of the answers that would lead you to get a 3 star score. Then at the end of it, you will need to give the answer about hot dogs. Use the following to get the trophy while on the date with Sarah.

 

  • To lose my virginity.
  • How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
  • Unprotected sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • Yeah, my name's Johnny.
  • A! What are you, a cop?
  • I am the employee of the month, every month!
  • That happens when you sell hot dogs at the beach, babe.
Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.
Go on a date with Janein and select the first choice “Wait WHAT! JACKPOT…..”. The date will end and you will get 2 stars for it.
Get three stars with all dates!
Fairly easy when you know the options to select. There are trophies for getting 3 stars with the individual women so check out these guides for getting 3 stars and this will unlock once you get 3 stars with all 9 dates.
Date all dates!
This will happen as you make your way through the game.
Get three stars with Rial

Start the date and select the following conversation options to get 3 stars.

 

  • Sooo... You were stalking me outside the window?
  • Not at all, I do that all the time.
  • What kind of game?
  • Dare!
  • Truth or dare?
  • Do you like massages?
Get three stars with Nicole

Start the date and select the following conversation options to get 3 stars.

  • HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
  • Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
  • Really? What has been your worst date so far?
  • Oh, I'd never blow it like that. I have no ducks left to give.
  • Interesting. So do you live around here too?
  • WHAT! A cave?! Hey babe, if it's cool with you, it's cool with me.
Get three stars with Martha

In order to get a date with Martha, you will need to switch to the top right profile before trying to select her. Once you are on the date, select the following conversation options to get 3 stars.

  • Any option
  • Nice place you have there.
  • Oh? What do you do for a living?
  • Bullshit!
  • Well, I wanna explore your East Coast.
  • I don't have money... But I have organic gasoline to go all night.
Get three stars with Sarah

Switch to the bottom left profile before trying to select Sarah for a date. Once you are on the date, choose the following conversation options to get 3 stars.

  • To lose my virginity.
  • How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
  • Unprotected sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • Yeah, my name's Johnny.
  • HA! What are you, a cop?
  • I am the employee of the month, every month!
  • I am just the best... in more ways than one.
  • Choose any option
  • Well... Don't mean to brag, but I'm a world champion dancer.
Get three stars with Mayo

Switch to the top left profile before trying to get a date with Mayo. While on this date, tap the mayo jar 10 times to get “Poking around”. Once you are on the date, select the following options to get 3 stars.

  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • Sure I will, I'm a great listener.
  • What's wrong with your dad? You seem like a... tasteful person.
  • Choose any option
  • Umm... Ahh... Uhh...
  • Choose any option
  • Wow, a mime?! That's awesome!
  • And in my dreams I've kissed your lid, a thousand times...
  • Hello?
  • You're all I've ever wanted! And my pecs are open wide.
  • I love you!
Get three stars with Janein

Select the following conversation options to get 3 stars on the date with Janein.

  • Uhh... hey... Where are we?
  • It's kind of dark...
  • Oh, no, no! I meant it is, uh... very futuristic?
  • Y'know, this IS a lovely night. I feel cozy in here.
  • I doooon't think my jeans will fit you though.
  • We could but uh... It really does smell weird.
  • I uh... Why do you want to have kids so badly?
  • No, no! Your beauty is... out of this world...
  • But... Babies... Why tho?
  • I can but... Yo... WHAT are you
Get three stars with Dorothy

Start a date with Dorothy and select the following conversation options to get 3 stars on this date.

 

  • Uh...
  • So, you come like... from a farm?
  • Well, what do you do best?
  • Judging by your cute face, your talent might be driving men crazy!
  • You know what? I want to take you out on a picnic! You are lovely!
  • Right! Sorry for changing the topic: what do you have in mind for a job?
  • Well... You certainly have the body to model!
Get three stars with Anne

Start the date with Anne and select the following conversation options to get a 3 star rating.

  • Hi! I see you're... glowing.
  • Never judge anyone based on their looks I always say!
  • *Slowly reach for the cross around your neck*
  • Choose any option
  • So... Why DID people stop coming here?
  • Do you like being a ghost?
  • Let's start with what you remember last.
  • *Finger snap* You died while surfing!
  • Aha! So many barnacles! It's been here for years!
  • You have no visible scars...
  • Eureka! You crashed in the spiky rocks and drowned!
  • Word.
Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

Switch your profile to the bottom right profile before you can get a date with Papu-Aiye. Once you are on the date, select the following conversation options to get 3 stars.

Sometimes I feel you are the only one that understands me, Papu-Aiye.

  • Yeah, that's why I made you this Linger profile, just for you Papu!
  • Ha ha! I know! I am your only date so far!
  • Sure! I want that too, Papu-Aiye! Let's start this as a REAL date!!
  • Ahem! Ahem!...
  • Hi Papu-Aiye, my name is Johnny! Nice to meet you!
  • Oh, so you ARE a sailor!? How awesome is that!!
  • Hahahah!! Totally!
  • Oh Papu-Chan, you're so funny!
  • Choose any option
  • Sure, I'll get a beer for you!
  • Choose any option
  • Why do we do this to each other?!
  • You know how I feel about you right? I love you!
  • Thanks, Papu-Aiye. I needed to hear that.
  • I love you too girl!! After all, I only ever wanted to have a family with you!
  • Oh... I didn't know you wanted to pursue your career first...
  • Of course! I DO want you to have a diploma!
  • You... you wouldn't leave me for another guy would you?
  • Oh of course not! I fully trust you!
  • It's just that... you know, about children...
  • It... it's okay. I didn't want to have kids anyway...
  • Yeah, who needs brats running around, amirite?
  • Right! We'll just practice baby-making then!
Get a massagy with Rial
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Nicole
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Martha
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Sarah
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Mayo
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Janein
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Dorothy
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Anne
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye
Press the heart button after you complete the date with 2 or 3 stars. You should get this after your 3 star run to get the trophy. See the 3 star trophy guide for this date to get the 3 star rating, allowing you to get massagy.
Tiered

See You'll be alone forever... for quickest way to fail dates.

Fail 10 dates.
Tiered

See You'll be alone forever... for quickest way to fail dates.

Tiered

Since you are likely playing this game with a guide, you are unlikely to have failed any dates naturally. Duck killed!  and Proud of your job! will both require you to fail dates. Get these 2 done and you will at least cut 2 failures out of this grind.

Sarah has the date that is quickest to fail. Set your profile to the bottom left in order to get a date with her. Start the date with her and select “You are beautiful and pretty and I really want to date you”. This will cause the date to fail. Keep failing this over and over until you reach 20.

Get killed by Nicole

Start a date with Nicole and select the following conversation options.

  • HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
  • Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
  • Really? What has been your worst date so far?
  • (Make a duck sound)
Fail any date

You will get this as you go through this guide. See You'll be alone forever...

Get two stars in any date.

See the guide for Average Joe . The TLDR is start a date with Janein, select "Wait WHAT! JACKPOT!..." at the start to end with 2 stars.

Tap the Mayonnaise
During the date with Mayo, tap the Mayo 10 times to get the trophy. This is influenced by the previous game from this developer which literally involved tapping a mayo jar and nothing else.
Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A

This date will not be available until you have gotten 3 stars with all other dates in the game. Once you have this date unlocked, start and select the following conversation options to get the trophy.

  • Choose any option
  • I'm so confused right now
  • My logic is undeniable? Is that a compliment?
  • Dating is an ART! I am Mr. Massagy!
  • Hold up! Why delete my Massagys?!
  • Dang, little lady! I wanna byte your .lib.
  • I'm a software with plenty of malware, just for you gurl.
  • Oh sweet baby, you overclock my processor twice a day.
  • You look like an exception I would want to try and catch.
  • Cream 3.141592...
  • You what?!
  • I have a girlfriend and a life outside this game.
  • ... ... Kinky!
Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.
As with the other dates, you will get this once you complete the date with 3 stars. See “Hackerbruh” if you want to get 3 stars.