Her Majesty’s SPIFFING is a point and click game with a super easy platinum. If you follow the guide, you can get the platinum in well under an hour. There are quite a few missable trophies which does make things a little annoying when trying to get the platinum in a single run. The good thing to know is that even if you screw up and miss one, the game is so short that you can quickly play through it again to get the trophy you missed.
- Author : dano
- Time To 100% : 1-2 Hours
- Difficulty : 2
- Online Trophies : 0/26
- Offline Trophies : 26/26
- Num Playthroughs : 1
Trophy Guide & Road Map [toggle]
The first thing to know here is that the game has a bunch of missable trophies. Some of them have a fairly large window for which you can get them, making it a little less stressful. There are others that are quite easy to miss. There are then some trophies that are decision based. Option A gets you this trophy, Option B gets you the other. For these you will need to make backup saves in order to get them both in the same playthrough.
The best and only way you should be going for this platinum is by using the video guide below. It is brilliant. It will show you what to do, when to make backup saves and how to get the platinum in a single run, very quickly.
As you play the game, it is no harm to make regular saves in rotating slots. In the event you find out you have missed something important, you should be able to easily go back and get it. If you do completely mess up, you can start the game and get back to where you were very quickly once you know what to do. Missing a missable trophy isn’t the end of the world.
As you play through the game you will unlock some trophies naturally. Take note of the missable trophies and make sure you read the guide so that you do not miss them. I’ve marked the trophies that have long windows for you to unlock as “Sorta Missable”.
Every Breath You Take (Missable)
One Small Step…
Don’t show me this tip again
The Gravity Simulation Switch (Sorta Missable)
Bring me my detonators! (Sorta Missable)
Inconceivable (Sorta Missable)
Sharing is caring (Missable) (Make a game save as this is a decision)
Call Autoglass! (Missable)(Make a game save as this is a decision)
Leg breaker (Sorta Missable)
One can never be too careful (Missable)
I can’t believe you’ve done this!
What a thrill (Very Missable)(Decision here makes other trophies missable too. Make a game save.)
Cardio, bruh (Missable)(Decision, make a save)
While simultaneously no earned (Sorta Missable)
She’s behind you! (Missable)(Decision, make a save)
Premium Engineering (Missable)(Decision, make a save)
+1 Geology (Missable)
Damn you all! (Missable)
Master of Unlocking Trophies (Sorta Missable)
Lullabies to paralyze
Nailed It (Missable)
Cheese sir, I want some more (Missable)
Bubbles! (Very Missable)(Being able to do this depends on how you use the wash liquid)
That’s all we could afford
The Crown Jewels
Fill Aleds mug with tea. Once it has been filled, open your inventory and use the washy liquid to combine it with the tea. The trophy will unlock once you do this.
Go to the kitchen and get Aled’s mug and English’s mug. Fill both of them with tea using G.E.R.T.E.A and go back to the cockpit. Make a backup save before sitting down in the cockpits seat.
Equip English’s mug and and use the item by pressing X and down on the left stick. This will give the mug to Aled and unlock the trophy.
After you have unlocked “Sharing is Caring”, you will have Aled’s mug of tea in your inventory. Equip it and give it to Aled. He will give you control of the ship since he has nowhere to put the 2 cups of tea you have given to him. You will have 5 minutes to unlock this trophy otherwise you will be locked out of it and need to try again.
Move your hands over the controls and start hitting random buttons using X. After a while you will see a message at the top of the screen that says “Primary starboard fuel cell jettisoned”. This means the fuel cell has been shot out into space. You should see it floating around in front of you. You need to quickly move your hand over the main controls of the ship and press X and push forward on the left stick to accelerate forward toward the fuel cell.
Go to the sitting room and you will see a floppy drive next to a computer here. You should have a paper clip already as it is behind the safety instructions you interacted with to unlock Don't show me this tip again . You need to use the paper clip to eject the floppy disc from the drive.
Once you have the floppy disc, you can move on with the story until you get an objective to install a driver to activate the controller in the cockpit. You will need to do this to progress, so you can’t miss this part. Examine the floppy drive and turn it around. You will see there is an option to unlock the drive on the back. Do this and then equip the floppy drive and insert it back into the floppy drive.
Interact with the computer and you will need to copy the driver onto the floppy drive. Once this is done, take the floppy disc back and examine it. Rotate the disc around again and press X on the lock symbol to lock the disc again, getting you the trophy.
Be careful here. Not only is this trophy missable, but it will also trigger 2 other trophies to become missable. This is a decision trophy that is directly tied to “Cardio, bruh”. When English is too fat to get through the hatch, you will need to do something to help him get through it. You can either use the treadmill or the Washy Liquid. You need to make a save before you do this and more IMPORTANTLY! You need to unlock this trophy first!!
The washy liquid is required to unlock Bubbles! later on in the game. If you use the washy liquid now, you won't be able to get this trophy later on. To get everything in a single run, you need to make a save, unlock this trophy, load the save and unlock Cardio, bruh and then continue on with the game. This way you have both trophies and can still unlock Bubbles.
So to get this trophy, get the washy liquid from the kitchen and use it on the hatch. You will get the trophy once you go through the hatch. Once the trophy pops, reload the save and use the treadmill to continue on with the game.
This is a decision based trophy related to how you use the motorized screwdriver. Unlocking this trophy will mean you can’t unlock Premium Engineering.
First off, you need to have the motorized screwdriver. This is found inside a toolbox in the engineering room. !Careful here! When you return to Aled he will ask you to give him the screwdriver, DO NOT DO THIS! Make a game save at this point so that you don’t miss either trophies.
Go to the bedroom and go over to the cupboard. Equip the screwdriver and use it to remove the hinges. Open the cupboard and a motor will fall out, unlocking the trophy. Reload the save you made and move onto unlocking Premium Engineering .
This is a decision based trophy related to how you use the motorized screwdriver. Unlocking this trophy will mean you can’t unlock She's behind you! .
First off, you need to have the motorized screwdriver. This is found inside a toolbox in the engineering room. For She's behind you! you needed to avoid giving the screwdriver to Aled. This time you need to give it to him. Drive the rover around the planets surface until the trophy unlocks.
There are 6 rocks that you need to examine while on the planet's surface. They are all really easy to find and hard to miss. See the video guide below for the location of all of the rocks.
Exit the room, then go back inside. Interact with the box again. Repeat this process 3 times. If you heard no meow the first time you went into the room. Keep going until you hear a meow. Reverse this if you did hear a meow, keep going until you hear nothing. OOOR to make this more simple, just keep going in and out, interacting with the box each time until the trophy unlocks.
Once you have gotten the frog from the frog tank in the lab, combine it with the cheddar cheese. Give it to Antoine at the French camp. Once he has the frog, speak with Aled and ask him the following “Do you have a frog handy” and “Do you have any cheese”. Once you complete this the trophy will unlock.
To get the trophy you will need to put the washy liquid in the French ships security system. You will enter their ship toward the end of the game. Before you do this you will need to make sure you have the washy liquid and a rock in your inventory. The liquid can be found in the kitchen and the rock can be gotten from Beagle Two Too when you interact with it.
Once you are inside the French ship, use the rock on the emergency stop switch. This will give you a short time span to interact with the security system. If you run out of time, you will need to use the rock on the switch again. Once the switch is hit, use the washing liquid on the security system. The trophy should unlock right away.