RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade
A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.
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Video game satire and silly posts that I have created. Not quite the onion but all of these are just jokes. You have been warned in advance that nothing here is real or to be taken seriously.
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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath
A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen
The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…
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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord
Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…
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Gamer Gets Stuck in Character Creator for So Long, Refund Timer Expires
Local gamer Jake Patterson has discovered he is no longer eligible for a refund on a fantasy RPG he insists he has not started playing, having spent the entire session…
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Fallout 4 Player ‘Just Looting One More House’ Now Carrying 7,000 Pounds of Junk
Fallout 4 scavenger Jake Aspinwall has confirmed that he is nearly finished looting a house, despite carrying seven thousand pounds of household junk and being unable to turn around without…
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Fallout 4 Player Collects Everything Needed to Rebuild Civilisation Except Food, Water or Beds
Fallout 4 player Ashley McCaffrey has announced that her settlement is approaching self-sufficiency, having secured enough desk fans, clipboards and battered coffee pots to support several generations of people with…
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‘We Listened to Fans,’ Says Developer While Releasing Exact Opposite of What Fans Wanted
A game developer has thanked players for helping shape its latest update, which adds a battle royale mode to the single-player RPG they had asked it to fix. Speaking during…
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Red Dead Online Player Tries to Greet NPC, Ends Up Wanted for Murder
Red Dead Online player BigIron47 has become wanted for murder in Valentine after attempting to establish himself as the sort of cowboy who says hello to people. The player had…
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Assassin’s Creed Player Attempts Stealth, Instantly Gets Spotted
Assassin’s Creed player Ralph has been spotted attempting to infiltrate an enemy compound, bringing an end to forty minutes of reconnaissance and approximately two seconds of stealth. Ralph had spent…
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