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Video Game Satire

Video game satire and silly posts that I have created. Not quite the onion but all of these are just jokes. You have been warned in advance that nothing here is real or to be taken seriously.

If you are offended by things very easily, it might be best to avoid this section and maybe this entire site completely.

JERKBURGLARS POSTS

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How To Be A Perfect Console Fanboy

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When it comes to playing games on consoles, it is incredibly important to decide which platform is best for you. Every console has its pros and cons and depending on the player, one may be more suitable than others. Once...
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Final Fantasy VII Coming To Skyrim

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Today there is some exciting news coming out of the Skyrim modding community. An enthusiastic new modding team has come on the scene under the name Team DragonNinjaFury. They are currently taking the community by storm with the announcement of...
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Elite Playstation Controller with No Headphone Jack Announced

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Sony have been under a lot of pressure over the past few years to release an elite Playstation controller similar to what is offered for the Xbox One. For those wanting a better experience with the controller and others who...
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Konami Moves HQ To Pyongyang In North Korea

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Over the past year the ins and outs of how Konami run their business has been subject of a lot of public scrutiny. After the dramatic departure of Hideo Kojima from the team and the later fact that Kojima un-invited Konami...
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Vacuuming Mothers Responsible For Over 5000 Game Related Deaths Each Year

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We have all come victim of this at some stage in our lives and can all relate to the frustration. Well this week shocking figures have been released that show the true dangers that vacuuming mothers pose to gamers. Figures...
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North Korea Set To Release A Video Game Console

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The highly secretive nation of North Korea has spent many years flaunting their military assets. As the years have passed they must have finally realised that they will never be able to conquer the west using brute military force because...
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Activision Renews Illuminati Membership

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This weekend, Activision have renewed their long term membership with the secret society. Activision have been an active, long-standing member of the dark and secret group, who have helped Activision to pull all the strings needed to destroy many game...
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Kojima Un-invites Konami From His Birthday Party

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Hideo Kojima has enjoyed a very long partnership with with Japanese game publisher Konami, but after months of tension the legendary game developer has announced his departure from the Konami. Over the past few days it seems that the partnership...
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Call of Duty Gamer Lost In Battlefield 4 Map

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The gaming world has been a flipped upside down as the hunt for missing gamer Graham Brown has gone into a 4th day without being able to successfully make contact with the lost gamer. Graham decided to quit playing Call...
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From Software Summon Adolf Hitler To Make Their Games Even Harder and Evil

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From Software have made a name for themselves for making games that would make the most hardened gamer throw his controller off the wall. It started with demons souls and then to Dark Souls. The developer has shown desire to...