Jazzpunk Achievement List

Exume To Consume Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Data mole Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Saliva Surrogate Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Essence of Pigeon Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Verbal Morality Statute Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Insurance Premiums Increase Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Spongiform Encephalopathy Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Heroine Chic Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Don't Get Involved Don’t Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
But She Can Fly... But She Can Fly…
Win a round of pillow fight
DJ Compact Disc Jockey DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
A Kissenger For All Seasons A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Bloody Mary On The Rocks Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Hidden Achievement
Breaking The Mold Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Clean As A Whistle Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Polyplegic Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool