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Vacuuming Mothers Responsible For Over 5000 Game Related Deaths Each Year
We have all come victim of this at some stage in our lives and can all relate to the frustration. Well this week shocking figures have been released that show the true dangers that vacuuming mothers pose to gamers. Figures...
Activision Renews Illuminati Membership
This weekend, Activision have renewed their long term membership with the secret society. Activision have been an active, long-standing member of the dark and secret group, who have helped Activision to pull all the strings needed to destroy many game...
Call of Duty Gamer Lost In Battlefield 4 Map
The gaming world has been a flipped upside down as the hunt for missing gamer Graham Brown has gone into a 4th day without being able to successfully make contact with the lost gamer. Graham decided to quit playing Call...
Bank Repossess Playstation Home
Playstation Home was something that seemed like a great idea at the time, but once gamers started moving we realized it wasn't all that special. Once you reached the furniture limit (which seemed like about 4 couches) you would head...
Call Of Duty DLC To Contain Day 1 DLC
The announcement of the 'Havoc expansion' for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare comes as good news to the zombies fans out there. Well Activation have some more exciting news for us. The Havoc expansion DLC will come with day one...
Atheist Refuses to Acknowledge Kratos As The God Of War
After starting in a franchise of hit video games, Kratos has rightfully earned his title as the God Of War. After defeating numerous Greek Gods and possessing godlike powers and strength, some are still refusing to acknowledge that Kratos is...





