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"Deep Lore" in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen
[Silicon Valley, CA] - In a shocking bombshell to gamers everywhere, it was unveiled today that the highly-anticipated backstory of the latest multiplayer shooter is, in fact, nothing more than a brief tip hollowly scattered across various loading screens. This...
Gamer Gets Stuck in Character Creator for So Long, Refund Timer Expires
Virtual Identity Crisis Hits Hard In an event that blurs the line between dedication and digital imprisonment, local gamer Jake Patterson found himself yet again ensnared in the infinite possibilities of a character creation screen. Tragically, this marathon customization session...
Fallout 4 Player ‘Just Looting One More House’ Now Carrying 7,000 Pounds of Junk
In a display of unparalleled endurance and an apparent lack of spatial understanding, Wasteland wanderer and devoted loot enthusiast, Jake Aspinwall, has reportedly amassed a truly mind-boggling 7,000 pounds of miscellaneous junk while promising, yet again, to stop after "just...
Fallout 4 Player ‘Just Looting One More House’ Now Carrying 7,000 Pounds of Junk
In what experts in video game anthropology are calling a testament to human perseverance—and extreme hoarding—a local Fallout 4 player has managed to accumulate an impressive 7,000 pounds of junk, all while swearing to their followers that they were just...
'We Listened to Fans,' Says Developer While Releasing Exact Opposite of What Fans Wanted
A Startling Announcement Framed as a Triumph for Fan Engagement In an unprecedented move, game studio Thick-Skull Productions proudly announced the launch of a brand new battle royale mode for their latest role-playing game, Quest for the Imagination Slug, much...
Local Man Refuses to Start New Game Until He 'Finishes His Backlog' – Hasn't Played Anything in Three Years
Jerktown, USA - In a stunning display of self-control so intense it borders on existential dread, local resident Ben "Backlog" Bibbington has proudly declared he will not succumb to the alluring temptation of shiny new video games until he completes...
NPC Thanks Player for Saving Village, Still Charges Full Price at Shop
In a stunning display of gratitude that left absolutely no one surprised, local merchant and non-playable character, Old Man Grumple, profusely thanked an adventurer for single-handedly saving the town of Everindale from a bloodthirsty horde of marauding bandits. Despite his...
Hardcore Player Starts RPG on Hard Mode, Quietly Switches to Easy After First Boss Fight
In what can only be described as a heroic display of self-awareness and humility, local gamer and self-proclaimed 'hardcore player' Nathan Steel made the bold decision to quietly adjust his role-playing game difficulty settings after an epiphanic encounter with the...
Baldur’s Gate 3 Player Swears They’ll Roleplay, Immediately Saves and Reloads Every Bad Choice
In a quaint basement-turned-game-room, somewhere between the piles of pizza boxes and unwashed mugs of coffee, local adventurer, Mike Johnston, a self-proclaimed purveyor of immersive roleplaying experiences, has vowed to embrace the true spirit of Baldur's Gate 3. By that,...
Multiplayer Matchmaking System Perfectly Balances Teams by Giving You the Worst Teammates Possible
In what is being hailed as a revolutionary step forward in gaming fairness, the new matchmaking algorithm has astounded players worldwide by creating the most balanced multiplayer matches ever — by expertly allocating the absolute worst teammates possible to one-half...