Baldur’s Gate 3 player Mike Johnston has promised to let his character’s decisions shape the story, provided the story agrees to the decisions he has already made about it. “This…
Read articleA multiplayer matchmaking system has confirmed that it is producing perfectly balanced teams by assigning every competent player enough liabilities to cancel them out. The algorithm, known as Equalizer, calculates…
Read articleLocal dad Mark Benson, who insists he does not really play video games, has won every race of a family Mario Kart session while asking which button makes the car…
Read articleMobile developer PixelDark Studios has reassured players that its forthcoming game will look nothing like the spectacular trailer, removing any risk that they might mistake the advertisement for a demonstration.…
Read articleBuying a console gives you access to games. Becoming a console fanboy gives you a second, much more demanding hobby: explaining why every decision made by its manufacturer was correct.…
Read articleMore than 5,000 video-game character deaths a year have been attributed to mothers vacuuming bedrooms, according to the Institute for Preventable Respawns. The organisation described routine floor cleaning as an…
Read articleActivision has renewed its Illuminati membership after discovering that the secret society now offers automatic billing. In a candlelit chamber beneath an unremarkable business park, a delegation submitted the required…
Read articleA search is under way for Call of Duty player Graham Brown, who entered a Battlefield 4 map four days ago and has not yet located the match. Brown had…
Read articleThe bank has repossessed PlayStation Home after discovering that an unlimited supply of virtual sofas does not count as collateral. Officials arrived at the social world’s central square carrying clipboards…
Read articleA Call of Duty sales representative has announced downloadable content for downloadable content, describing the additional purchase as a way to make an expansion feel complete without including everything in…
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