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Local Dad Who 'Doesn't Play Games' Somehow a God at Mario Kart

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In a shocking revelation that is likely to send ripples through the very fabric of family game night, local dad Mark Benson, 46, has shattered the previously held belief that he is virtually disconnected from the digital world. Despite his...
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Mobile Developer Promises Game Will Look Nothing Like Awesome Game Trailer

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In a bold and refreshingly honest move, local mobile game developer PixelDark Studios has openly admitted their latest game, BattleQuest Extravaganza, will bear absolutely zero resemblance to its breathtakingly cinematic trailer. With millions of would-be players around the world still...
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Vacuuming Mothers Responsible For Over 5000 Game Related Deaths Each Year

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We have all come victim of this at some stage in our lives and can all relate to the frustration. Well this week shocking figures have been released that show the true dangers that vacuuming mothers pose to gamers. Figures...
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Atheist Refuses to Acknowledge Kratos As The God Of War

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After starting in a franchise of hit video games, Kratos has rightfully earned his title as the God Of War. After defeating numerous Greek Gods and possessing godlike powers and strength, some are still refusing to acknowledge that Kratos is...