Get ready to explore the realm of the weird and whacky as we venture into the world of the Weirdest Simulator Games. Yes, you read that right – some games are created beyond logic and imagination; they are so bizarre that they become insanely entertaining, attracting a huge following worldwide.
Our collection includes a wide array of games with imaginative and absurd concepts ranging from Chicken Scream, where you control a chicken running around and avoiding obstacles by screaming into your device’s microphone, to Surgeon Simulator, where you are the surgeon performing surgeries like heart transplants with ridiculous gameplay mechanics. Get ready for a wild ride of alien abductions, bread-making, fly-fishing, and much more. We’ll take a deep dive into each game’s plot, unique features, and gameplay, as well as providing a few laughs along the way. So, get ready to have your mind blown as we showcase some of the weirdest simulator games out there, and who knows, you might find your new favorite here!
Drug Dealer Simulator
Getting involved in the drug game isn’t the best idea, but if you feel you could have easily done what Pablo Escobar did, this is your time to shine! Deal drugs and build up your criminal drug empire without the risk of your fat ass getting shot by police on a rooftop.
Grass Simulator
The name makes this seem like it is going to be absolutely crazy. The trailer does too, but it is not quite as mad. It’s actually about shooting. Still fairly weird in general, but it seems like the weirdness was just a selling point to get you in the door.
Bum Simulator
One of the more visually impressive games that you will find within the simulator genre. Live the life of a homeless man who roams the streets causing the same rag doll flipping damage that we see in most other simulator games.
Goat Simulator
This is the game that kicked off the weird simulator genre. Before this, we just had the regular things like Farming Simulator. Goat Simulator was not what it said on the tin. A chaos-filled adventure through a weird-ass town. Nothing made sense about the game, the story, the setting, or literally anything.
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?
This one definitely pushes to the far end of the weirdness spectrum. Naked kids running around in the shower trying to find their naked dads. This game has nothing to do with Priest Simulator either.
Priest Simulator
If you want a taste of life in the priesthood but don't want to give up shagging, then take a dive into this. I’m no priest now, but I can say with some level of confidence that the average priest does not live this life, but hey, nobody said simulator games had to simulate reality. Take part in exorcisms and purge the evil scourge taking over the land.
Wanking Simulator
All of the simulator games listed above are pretty damn weird, but this game has to steal the top spot. For those who don’t know what the word means and haven't been able to get it from the image, this is a game about masturbation. Yep, a game that lets you simulate wanking. Not something most men need help simulating, but once you see the trailer, you will see the potential this game has to be crowned as the weirdest simulator game.
Bear Simulator
A first-person perspective mode for the camera puts you in the paws of a bear as you go around doing bear stuff. Killing random animals that come your way and just unleashing your inner curiosity. Curiosity never killed the bear, after all.
My Little Car Wash
Chores suck, but when you don’t have to move your ass off the sofa, they aren’t so bad. Spend the evening washing virtual cars for no good reason at all.
Soda Drinker Pro
While this one does not have simulator in the name, it is still technically a simulator game as the goal is to roam around and drink soda. With absolutely zero calories, this game is great if you are on a diet. Yes, this game is visual diarrhea.
