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A serious gamer works through a thick binder of backlog spreadsheets while his controller sits unused and his television remains switched off.

Local Man Refuses to Start New Game Until He ‘Finishes His Backlog’ – Hasn’t Played Anything in Three Years

March 12, 2025Adam West0 comments

Local man Ben Bibbington has confirmed he will not start another video game until he finishes his backlog, a sensible purchasing rule that has prevented him from playing anything for…

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A gamer in a Hard Mode Only shirt checks the doorway while selecting Easy in a fantasy RPG's difficulty menu.

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Hardcore Player Starts RPG on Hard Mode, Quietly Switches to Easy After First Boss Fight

March 5, 2025Dan0 comments

Self-described hardcore player Nathan Steel has quietly lowered the difficulty of his new RPG after discovering that the first boss expects him to learn something. Steel had announced his Hard…

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Bethesda Saving Duke Nukem

September 14, 2023Dan0 comments

Duke Nukem, once a shining star in the video game industry, has become a shadow of its former self. Once known for its crude humor and over-the-top action, the franchise…

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Gaming Satire

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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