Video game satire and silly posts that I have created. Not quite the onion but all of these are just jokes. You have been warned in advance that nothing here is real or to be taken seriously.
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Activision has renewed its Illuminati membership after discovering that the secret society now offers automatic billing. In a candlelit chamber beneath an unremarkable business park, a delegation submitted the required…
Read articleA search is under way for Call of Duty player Graham Brown, who entered a Battlefield 4 map four days ago and has not yet located the match. Brown had…
Read articleThe bank has repossessed PlayStation Home after discovering that an unlimited supply of virtual sofas does not count as collateral. Officials arrived at the social world’s central square carrying clipboards…
Read articleA Call of Duty sales representative has announced downloadable content for downloadable content, describing the additional purchase as a way to make an expansion feel complete without including everything in…
Read articleLocal atheist Daryl Roberts has declined to recognise Kratos as the God of War, describing the towering Spartan’s divine credentials as “a promising start, but not conclusive.” Roberts made the…
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