Not really a celebrity, but not really a nobody.
It’s possible that a stranger would recognize you on the street before forgetting about you completely.
You can now shout "Do you know who I am?!?" when fast food restaurants refuse to serve you breakfast in the afternoon.
But there are still lots of people more famous than you, and that one guy you met that time didn’t know who you were. Unacceptable.
You’ve made it! But don’t stop now, there are still people out there who don’t absolutely love you. How is that possible?
The first step is to admit you have a problem. The next is to do booze-related things.
Money comes and goes, but virtual achievements are forever. Drop some cash!
You're practically folding clothing before a customer even messes it up.
Take all you want, but eat all you take!
Looking good never... looked so good.
All the things you do when you're in love, but hate seeing others do when you're not.
Float like a social butterfly, but don't sting like a social bee. People don't like that.
Make-up is the photo shop of real life.
You're ready for your close-up! All it took was seven hours in make-up...