Take your first step in iTrousers.
Kick them around! Or make lemonade.
Made it passed the ice. Smooth.
Made it passed the limbo bar. To the window, to the wall!
Despite these hurdles, you made it passed the hurdles.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Good job on making it passed the rocket boots.
Who knew walking up and down stairs could be so difficult? You rocked it.
Obviously not you! You made it passed the tires.
Victory achieved. Praise the sun!
Time to drop the bass.
But you can outrun it!
Well you rode that easily.
Skate or die! In your case, you skated.
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
I guess that makes you one cool whale!
Just be sure to land on your feet.
Crossed the finish line. There isn't an obstacle you can't clumsily QWOP across.