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Elden Ring
Elden Ring is an action RPG developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment, released in February 2022. Directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki, with world-building contributions from novelist George R. R. Martin, the game features an expansive open world called the Lands Between. Players assume the role of a customisable character known as the Tarnished, who must explore this world, battle formidable enemies, and seek to restore the Elden Ring…
Red Dead Online
Step into the vibrant, ever-evolving world of Red Dead Online and experience life in frontier America. Chase down bounties, battle outlaw gangs and other players, hunt, fish and trade, search for exotic treasures, run Moonshine, and much more to discover in a world of astounding depth and detail.
Assassin’s Creed Mirage: Master Assassin Edition
Are you ready to give up who you once thought you were and walk the path of shadows? Elevate your Assassin's Creed Mirage experience with the Master Assassin Edition, which includes the base game, the Deluxe Pack, and five other packs.
GAMING SATIRE POSTS
Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord
In what can only be described as a groundbreaking discovery in the fields of self-delusion and predictable outcomes, local Elden Ring player Greg Henderson declared his intention to create a completely unique build. However, he has remarkably found himself right...
Red Dead Online Player Tries to Greet NPC, Ends Up Wanted for Murder
In yet another comical series of misunderstandings in the vast world of Red Dead Online, our hapless cowboy protagonist, known only by the moniker BigIron47, found himself riding into the sun-streaked town of Valentine with the singular, friendly objective of...
Assassin’s Creed Player Attempts Stealth, Instantly Gets Spotted
The world of Assassin's Creed is one fraught with perils, pitfalls, and enough hidden blades to make a FOMO-ridden millennial question their own blade-less existence. For players seeking the thrill of occupation as a digital assassin, nothing is more exhilarating...
GTA Online Player Spends Two Hours Customizing Car, Loses It in 30 Seconds
In yet another heart-wrenching tale of digital devotion and ultimate despair, veteran GTA Online player, Harold "Chrome King" Williams, painstakingly invested over two hours meticulously customizing his dream virtual vehicle, only to see it succumb to the unforgiving chaos of...