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A man argues on his laptop beside a dusty controller and a console wearing a miniature crown and cape.

How To Be A Perfect Console Fanboy

March 14, 2022Dan0 comments

Buying a console gives you access to games. Becoming a console fanboy gives you a second, much more demanding hobby: explaining why every decision made by its manufacturer was correct.…

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Difference Between The Xbox Series S & Series X

September 28, 2020Dan0 comments

This Christmas is set to be quite a confusing one for any parents looking to get their children the latest Xbox. Microsoft is launching two different Xbox consoles this fall…

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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