Tag: Moonlighter 2

Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault Enters Early Access on Steam

November 20, 2025Adam West0 comments

Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault is now available in Early Access on Steam as of November 19, 2025, inviting players back to the world of Will for a new chapter…

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Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault enters PC Early Access on November 19, 2025

November 18, 2025Adam West0 comments

Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault is heading to Early Access on November 19, 2025, exclusively on PC. The follow-up to the beloved shopkeeping-and-dungeoneering hybrid expands its roguelite foundations with deeper…

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

[Silicon Valley, CA] – In a shocking bombshell to gamers everywhere, it was unveiled today that the highly-anticipated backstory of the latest multiplayer shooter is, in fact, nothing more than…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

In what can only be described as a groundbreaking discovery in the fields of self-delusion and predictable outcomes, local Elden Ring player Greg Henderson declared his intention to create a…

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Gamer Gets Stuck in Character Creator for So Long, Refund Timer Expires

April 23, 2025Adam West1 comment

Virtual Identity Crisis Hits Hard In an event that blurs the line between dedication and digital imprisonment, local gamer Jake Patterson found himself yet again ensnared in the infinite possibilities…

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