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Speedball revives a cult classic on Xbox Series X|S, PS5, and Steam

January 28, 2026Adam West0 comments

Speedball is back. Rebellion has launched the full version on Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5, and Steam, bringing the 1988 Bitmap Brothers cult classic into the modern era after its…

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Deathless. The Hero Quest Announced for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and Nintendo Switch

September 13, 2025Nerd Guest0 comments

Deathless. The Hero Quest Heads to Consoles This Autumn The acclaimed fantasy card-battler, Deathless. The Hero Quest, is expanding its horizons, officially arriving on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and…

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

[Silicon Valley, CA] – In a shocking bombshell to gamers everywhere, it was unveiled today that the highly-anticipated backstory of the latest multiplayer shooter is, in fact, nothing more than…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

In what can only be described as a groundbreaking discovery in the fields of self-delusion and predictable outcomes, local Elden Ring player Greg Henderson declared his intention to create a…

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Gamer Gets Stuck in Character Creator for So Long, Refund Timer Expires

April 23, 2025Adam West1 comment

Virtual Identity Crisis Hits Hard In an event that blurs the line between dedication and digital imprisonment, local gamer Jake Patterson found himself yet again ensnared in the infinite possibilities…

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Fallout 4 Player ‘Just Looting One More House’ Now Carrying 7,000 Pounds of Junk

April 16, 2025Adam West0 comments

In a display of unparalleled endurance and an apparent lack of spatial understanding, Wasteland wanderer and devoted loot enthusiast, Jake Aspinwall, has reportedly amassed a truly mind-boggling 7,000 pounds of…

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