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Wondering if switching from embrace to resist Dark Urge in Baldur's Gate 3 is worth it? Explore narrative,

Is Switching from Embrace to Resist Dark Urge Worth It?

April 16, 2026Dan0 comments

The Dark Urge origin in Baldur’s Gate 3 presents one of the most haunting and immersive narrative arcs in modern gaming. From the start, an insidious voice whispers for blood,…

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Lost Pebbles after Semine? Discover exactly how to find her, reclaim her from stables, and safely own multiple

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How to Find and Keep Pebbles in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

December 26, 2025Dan0 comments

Pebbles is more than just a horse in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. She is your loyal companion from the very beginning, carrying you through the lush countryside and the bloodiest…

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

[Silicon Valley, CA] – In a shocking bombshell to gamers everywhere, it was unveiled today that the highly-anticipated backstory of the latest multiplayer shooter is, in fact, nothing more than…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

In what can only be described as a groundbreaking discovery in the fields of self-delusion and predictable outcomes, local Elden Ring player Greg Henderson declared his intention to create a…

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Gamer Gets Stuck in Character Creator for So Long, Refund Timer Expires

April 23, 2025Adam West1 comment

Virtual Identity Crisis Hits Hard In an event that blurs the line between dedication and digital imprisonment, local gamer Jake Patterson found himself yet again ensnared in the infinite possibilities…

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