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Complete guide to the Olda quest. Every choice, consequence, and hidden reward including Spectral Ward, companion recruitment, and

Olda Quest Guide: Every Choice, Consequence, and Hidden Outcome Explained

March 23, 2026Dan0 comments

The Olda questline is one of the most branching and morally complex side stories you will encounter. On the surface it looks like a simple fetch errand, but the decisions…

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Wondering if an evil Dark Urge run in Baldur's Gate 3 is worth the cost? We break down

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Is an Evil Dark Urge Run in Baldur’s Gate 3 Worth It?

January 17, 2026Dan0 comments

Baldur’s Gate 3 offers a rare storytelling opportunity through its Origin characters, and none is more distinctive than the Dark Urge. This origin plunges you into a mind fractured by…

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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