Tag: PS5 storage

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Is It Safe to Leave a PS5 Off for a Long Time or in a Cabinet?

May 21, 2026Dan0 comments

A PS5 can safely stay powered off for long periods, but storage conditions and ventilation matter. Learn how to store it, when to unplug it, and why enclosed cabinets can…

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The ultimate PS5 guide covering setup, storage, Pro upgrades, troubleshooting, and best game picks. Maximize your PlayStation 5

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The Definitive PS5 Guide: Tips, Troubleshooting, and Top Games

January 18, 2026Dan0 comments

Welcome to your essential PlayStation 5 companion. Whether you’ve just unboxed a fresh console or you’re looking to get the most out of your trusty PS5, this guide consolidates the…

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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