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GTA: Answers to Your Most Common Questions

March 7, 2026Dan0 comments

Grand Theft Auto is one of the most iconic gaming series of all time, but even veteran players run into odd questions or frustrating issues. Whether you are trying to…

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A disappointed driver stands beside a wrecked chrome sports car with working purple underglow and one pristine silver wheel.

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GTA Online Player Spends Two Hours Customizing Car, Loses It in 30 Seconds

February 19, 2025Adam West0 comments

GTA Online player Harold Williams has spent two hours customising a car that survived thirty seconds outside Los Santos Customs, eighteen of which were spent finding a good angle for…

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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