Tag: Dark Urge Paladin

Master the Dark Urge origin in Baldur's Gate 3 with this guide covering best classes, Paladin Oaths, roleplay

How to Perfect Your Dark Urge Playthrough in Baldur’s Gate 3

April 29, 2026Dan0 comments

The Dark Urge is easily one of the most compelling and replayable origin stories in Baldur’s Gate 3. Unlike a custom Tav, this origin saddles you with a bloody past,…

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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