Tag: Apple Arcade

PowerWash Simulator Cleans Up on Apple Arcade December 4, 2025

November 13, 2025Adam West0 comments

FuturLab’s hit cleaning sim PowerWash Simulator is heading to Apple Arcade on December 4, 2025, bringing its soothing spray-and-shine gameplay to iPhone, iPad, Mac, Apple Vision Pro, and Apple TV…

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RPG Merchant Sells First Sword in a Decade

November 10, 2026Dan0 comments

A fantasy shopkeeper celebrates an unexpected sale after years of buying adventurers’ unwanted loot.

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Local Parents Blame GTA for Son’s Refusal to Have a Bath

November 3, 2026Dan0 comments

A local couple have identified the unlikely cause of their son’s refusal to have a bath: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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“Deep Lore” in Multiplayer Shooter Revealed to Be Just Three Sentences on a Loading Screen

May 14, 2025Nerd Guest1 comment

The entire backstory of a multiplayer shooter whose fans have spent months reconstructing its ancient history has been confirmed to consist of three sentences on a loading screen. “The Great…

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Elden Ring Player Insists on Using Unique Build, Still Ends Up as a Strength-Faith Bonk Lord

April 30, 2025Adam West0 comments

Elden Ring player Greg Henderson has confirmed that his experimental poison-bow assassin is developing exactly as intended, despite now wearing heavy armour and carrying a hammer roughly the size of…

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