THE BIG FAT CARROT
Pick up a gold carrot. These carrots are worth more than ordinary carrots, and reappear at the end of a level. Play levels over to collect the carrots.
Collect 60 carrots. You can now go to the Dojo to train in the following technique: Death from the sky.
Get killed in less than 2 seconds. This feat will remain written in the annals for centuries and centuries.
INITIATE OF THE SECRETS
Finish a secret level. The secret levels contain harder and harder challenges.
STRAIGHT TO THE WALL
Stay on one of these ghost walls when it appears to get yourself walled in alive!
BACK WITH A VENGEANCE
Finish all three worlds. The enemies are coming back in strength. More, stronger, uglier! Finally a bit of fun…
You finally won. They're erecting statues in your honour and fans are throwing flower petals before you. You're pure class.