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Earn all other trophies in the game.
Get your first kill.
Get 50 kills.
Get a kill with The Hand.
Play and finish 10 matches.
Get 1st place in a match.
Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.
Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!
Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!
Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!
Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Discover granny's terrible secret!
Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!
I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Anger an alien, kill an enemy!
Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.
Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.
I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?!
Get 50 kills with The Hand.
Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.
Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.
I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!
Get 1st place in 7 matches.
Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.
Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.
Play and finish 50 matches.
Get 1st place in 25 matches.
I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her.
Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.
When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now.
Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.
Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave.
Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.
Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them!
Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.