Drawn to Death Trophy List

I hate my stupid stepdad. I hate my stupid stepdad.
Get 1st place in any ranked game.
Oh crap, did I brush my teeth today? Oh crap, did I brush my teeth today?
Get 20 total kills in ranked games.
I'm getting hungry. I’m getting hungry.
Get your first kill in any ranked game.
But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad. But I mean, why wouldn’t I be? This class sucks so bad.
Get 1st place in 25 ranked Deathmatch games.
Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom. Maybe I’ll say I need to go to the bathroom.
Use all Alientown warps in one match — including secret warps!
I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would that be? I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would that be?
Reach floor 15 of any month’s tower.