But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.
Get 1st place in 25 ranked Deathmatch games.
Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.
Use all Alientown warps in one match — including secret warps!
Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?
Get 1000 total kills in ranked games.
Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Play and finish 50 games in any ranked game mode.
Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
Get any two characters to level 15.
I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Get 3rd place or above in 300 games in any ranked game mode.