Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don’t fear the reaper!
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?