Womb Room Achievement List

0% Chance 0% Chance
Experience death before being born.
One life is enough. One life is enough.
Live out a single life, then quit the game.
POG Champ! POG Champ!
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers? Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
Happy Family! Happy Family!
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
Hot pocket! Hot pocket!
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
The Blood of Christ The Blood of Christ
Tastes delicious!
Irresponsible Parents Irresponsible Parents
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
Poor Investment Poor Investment
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
Pet Cemetery Pet Cemetery
Sometimes…DEAD IS BETTAH!
Future Serial Killer! Future Serial Killer!
You’ve always looked good in red!
Angry Video Game Nerd Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
Warm Popsicle Warm Popsicle
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
But I don’t even believe in Jeebus! But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
Just repent on your death bed!
In The Ghetto! In The Ghetto!
It’s the hard knock life!
Tears From Heaven Tears From Heaven
You’ve experienced every dead baby scenario…Yikes
Participant Trophy Participant Trophy
Everyone is sooo special!
I Don’t Want To Grow Up! I Don’t Want To Grow Up!
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
Psychiatrist's Wet Dream Psychiatrist’s Wet Dream
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
Early Warning Signs Early Warning Signs
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
Forever Young Forever Young
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills!
Pills! Pills! Pills!
D.A.R.E D.A.R.E
What’s better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
Better Red Than Dead! Better Red Than Dead!
Having a soul is overrated.
Smells Like Teen Spirit! Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
Everybody Hurts Everybody Hurts
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they’ll drop the bomb?
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
Darwin Award Nominee Darwin Award Nominee
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
Margaritaville! Margaritaville!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
Being an Adult is Sad Enough Being an Adult is Sad Enough
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
Which Radical Movement is Right for You? Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don’t fear the reaper!
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
Experience every sad old scenario. What’s the point in living?!
Get Off My Lawn! Get Off My Lawn!
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
In The Not Too Distant Future In The Not Too Distant Future
At least you still have all those red sweaters!
Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
9/11 was an inside job.
Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son! Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
Curiosity Killed The Cat Curiosity Killed The Cat
Live 9 lives in Womb Room
One Life To Live One Life To Live
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
Massacre Massacre
Die 50 times in Womb Room
Living Hell Living Hell
Die 100 times in Womb Room
Masochist Masochist
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
Life is Meaningless Life is Meaningless
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room