The Stanley Parable Achievement List

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Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
Achievement Achievement
This is an achievement.
Commitment Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Welcome back! Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
Speed run Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
You can't jump You can’t jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Go outside Go outside
Don’t play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Beat the game Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unachievable Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement.