The Narrator is a DICK Achievement List

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Died 69 Times.
Git Gud Git Gud
You really need to git gud.
The Death of Giants The Death of Giants
You’ve slain the Giant Tom.
You Monster! You Monster!
You killed an old lady.
Why are you still here? Why are you still here?
You… you can stop now…
suh dude suh dude
Did drugs for the first (and last) time.
First Blood First Blood
Died for the First time.
Off to a good start... Off to a good start…
You’ve died 10 times.
HOW?!? HOW?!?
You beat the entire game without dying a single time.
Speed Freak! Speed Freak!
You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.
They're all repeats from here. They’re all repeats from here.
You’ve heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn’t damage your self esteem.
That's Insane! That’s Insane!
You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.
Challenge Set A Cleared! Challenge Set A Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!
Challenge Set B Cleared! Challenge Set B Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set B! Don’t stop now!
Challenge Set C Cleared! Challenge Set C Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!
You're a Legend! You’re a Legend!
You cleared Challenge Set A, B, and C. You LEGEND!