The Cave Achievement List

What You Always Wanted What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Who Wants to Live Forever Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Shoplifting Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Remorse Remorse
Remembered it’s wrong to steal.
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Everyone reached the bottom.
Redemption Redemption
Saw the good in everyone.
Corruption Corruption
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
The Whole Story The Whole Story
Collector of forgotten dreams.
Well Done Well Done
Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Royal Buffet Royal Buffet
Where did the King go anyway?
Weight of the Beast Weight of the Beast
The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Fire In The Hole Fire In The Hole
3 die by the Miner’s hand.
Walk Like An Adventurer Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Such Bad Children Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy’s furniture get broken all to bits.
Smells Like Team Spirit Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
To Soothe A Savage Beast To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Hazardous Work Environment Hazardous Work Environment
Slipped, where wet.
Embrace Impermanence Embrace Impermanence
Broke bridges.
Creamed Corn Creamed Corn
Food-based destruction.
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies Don’t Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Peered into everyone’s fate.
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve A Midsummer Knight’s Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
It Belongs In a Museum It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
God Bless Us, Every One God Bless Us, Every One
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Prevenge Prevenge
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler’s murder of her enemy’s ancestor.
Learn to Stop Worrying Learn to Stop Worrying
Shared in the blame for the Scientist’s act of mass murder.
Grand Theft Karma Grand Theft Karma
Played some dubious role in the Monk’s murder of his Master.