Mad Gains Bruh
With enough lifts, squats, and gumbo you trained until your muscles had more ripples than the ocean’s tides.
Stronger than a Dwarf
You trained hard enough to slay a burly gnome in one hit! Feels good to get revenge
Your Friendly Neighborhood Adventurer
You just don’t get sick of helpin out do ya? 50 quests completed is a bit sickening if you ask me, though.
It takes a special kind of jerk to say they’ll help someone out and then say they can’t after a week.