South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Achievement List

New Kid On The Block New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
First Day in South Park First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
Hidden Achievement
KKK Hero KKK Hero
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Elven Hero Elven Hero
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Nonconformist Nonconformist
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Gingivitis Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Day Walker Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Made This for You Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Hidden Achievement
Inside Joke Inside Joke
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Are We Cool? Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
For the Hoarder For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
Hidden Achievement
Face Hoff Face Hoff
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Truth to Power Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
Irritable Bowels Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Hidden Achievement
Acceptance Acceptance
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Dog Whistle Dog Whistle
You’ve farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Hidden Achievement
Two Girls, One Stick Two Girls, One Stick
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Just Saying Hi Just Saying Hi
You’ve farted on every buddy in the game.
Re-Buttal Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Heisenberg Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Hidden Achievement
Outpatient Outpatient
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Perverted Perverted
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Shutout Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Stay Down Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Avenger Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
No Child Left Behind No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Chinpoko loco Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
More Popular Than Jesus More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
Hidden Achievement
Stick Savior Stick Savior
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Ass of Fire Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman’s Ass.
Canadian Handshake Canadian Handshake
You’ve farted on people 100 times.
Animal Cruelty Animal Cruelty
You’ve farted on animals 25 times.
Pulling Mud Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you’ve taken a shit in your pants.
Shopaholic Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Clothes Whore Clothes Whore
You’ve collected all of the available costumes.
Hidden Achievement
Too Far Too Far
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Friends in Strange Places Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you’ve scored 100 perfect attacks.
Skilled Defender Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you’ve blocked 100 attacks.
You bastards! You bastards!
You’ve let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Mastery Mastery
You’ve unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Make it Rain! Make it Rain!
You’ve spent $500.
Full Arsenal Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.