Postal Achievement List

And so it begins... And so it begins…
Make your first kill.
Oh, you press F1! Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
Dirty knees Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
Forrest Gump Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
How Kevorkian! How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
Dexter Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
Mickey and Mallory Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
Half-mast hard-on Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
Get a girlfriend Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
Bulletstorm Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Peter North would be proud Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
Holes is holes Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
Z for Zachariah Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
Boondock Saint Boondock Saint
Complete the game having only killed hostiles.
I swear, the AR is for hunting! I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
Army of One Army of One
Use every weapon in the game.
From my cold, dead hands From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
NOPE! Chuck Testa. NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
You want our autograph too? You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
Ballmer Baller Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
The Hell's Fargo Wagon The Hell’s Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
Took a banger in the mouth Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
Never nude-ist Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
Sissy Sissy
Enable cheats.
Bad touch! Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.