Postal 3 Achievement List

CHAMP WHISPERER CHAMP WHISPERER
50 kills using dog.
CAT WRANGLER CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
ENTOMOLOGIST ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
ARSONIST ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
DANNY TREJO DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
PSYCHO DUNDEE PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
MEGA-SADIST MEGA-SADIST
200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
REAL AMERICAN REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
CAMELBACK CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
PERSONAL JESUS PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don’t count)
SUCKTASTIC! SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
DON'T TAZE ME BRO DON’T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
T.J. HOOKER T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
BIPOLAR BIPOLAR
Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
NEUROSURGEON NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
PETA CHAIRMAN PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
SCHWARZENEGGER SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
STALLONE STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
EASTWOOD EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
KAVORKIAN KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
EMO EMO
Injure yourself.
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
WOLVERINES R GHEY WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
PRODUCT RECALL PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
PROPERTY DAMAGE PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
THERE IS NO SPOON THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
FAIL ZOMBIE FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
COMMIES GO HOME! COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
SCOFIELD SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
REPO MAN REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE! ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
AIN'T GOT COJONES! AIN’T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone’s a winner.