Polandball: Can into Space! Achievement List

LIFT OFF! LIFT OFF!
First launch.
Hidden Achievement
ALL THE THINGS! ALL THE THINGS!
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ALL THE STUFF ALL THE STUFF
Rocket fully upgraded.
FIRST BLEOD FIRST BLEOD
Die for the first time.
CRASH AND BURN CRASH AND BURN
5 deaths on earth.
I LIEK PARACHUTES I LIEK PARACHUTES
50 deaths in air.
TOO BIG TO FAIL TOO BIG TO FAIL
Get atttracted by RUSSIABALL, CHINABALL and CANADABALL
DEBTY DEBTY
Have negative money (debt).
CAN INTO SPACE CAN INTO SPACE
Finish the game and witness the amazing end-game cinematic.
GERMONEY GERMONEY
Obtain 100 coins from GERMANYBALL in one round.
bALLs bALLs
Reach the third checkpoint.
SEPPUKU SEPPUKU
Collide with JAPANBALL 20 times.
CAN'T INTO SPACE CAN’T INTO SPACE
Die when close to the Moon.
HALF WAY UP HALF WAY UP
Reach the half checkpoint.
I SEE STARZ... I SEE STARZ…
Reach the last checkpoint.
LAW OF ATTRACT LAW OF ATTRACT
Trigger two magnets in less that 7 seconds from each other.
THIS! IS! SERBIAAA! THIS! IS! SERBIAAA!
Collide with SERBIABALL 20 times.
POLAN STRONK! POLAN STRONK!
Collide 50 times with any balls in one flight.
BREAKDANCE BREAKDANCE
Use 100 brakes in one flight.
GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH’EM ALL!
Touch every countryball existing in the game.
ROUND WE GO ROUND WE GO
Do a full 360 spin in one flight.
PROBLEM? PROBLEM?
Consecutively touch one countryball 25 times.