Pizzarian Achievement List

We Deliver We Deliver
You’re a 50-pizza delivering machine!
Special Delivery Special Delivery
I’ll take one order of 250 pizzas, please.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered Signed, Sealed, Delivered
One whole kilopizza delivered!
Deliverance Deliverance
With one pizza, fed 5,000…
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It's Time to Turn Off the Computer It’s Time to Turn Off the Computer
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The Whole Nine Yards The Whole Nine Yards
More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles!
The Extra Mile The Extra Mile
25,000 extra space miles, to be exact!
Going the Distance Going the Distance
100,000 space miles and counting!
To Infinity and Beyond To Infinity and Beyond
Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles.
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I Guess You Went Pretty Far I Guess You Went Pretty Far
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A Jedit Saved A Jedit Saved
You’ve earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work!
A Jedit Earned A Jedit Earned
You’ve saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job!
Rolling in Jedits Rolling in Jedits
50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes.
All About the Jedits All About the Jedits
Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it’s not as much as it sounds like.
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This Money Isn't Real This Money Isn’t Real
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Don't Try This at Home Don’t Try This at Home
Only professionals should shark 10 times!
Driving in Circles Driving in Circles
You’ve circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)!
It's the GPS, I Swear It’s the GPS, I Swear
It’s led me in circles 250 times, now.
Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado
You’ve spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now!
Hidden Achievement
Please Stop Please Stop
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Mayday! Mayday!
You’ve wrecked 5 times. These things happen!
Abandon Ship! Abandon Ship!
It’s still OK! You’ve only wrecked 10 times.
Eject! Eject!!! Eject! Eject!!!
25 wrecks! Are you doing alright?
Maybe This Game Isn't for You Maybe This Game Isn’t for You
75 wrecks, I mean…not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It’s fine.
Hidden Achievement
Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose Seriously, You’re Doing This on Purpose
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Oops Oops
10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry!
Pardon Me Pardon Me
Hey, look, I didn’t cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything…
Did I Do That Did I Do That
You’re not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you?
I'M GONNA WRECK IT I’M GONNA WRECK IT
Yeah, 200 wrecks! That’s how it’s done!
Hidden Achievement
Maybe You Should Go Outside Maybe You Should Go Outside
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Don't Text and Drive Don’t Text and Drive
You owe 100 Jedits in damages!
Fender Bender Fender Bender
Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don’t make a police report.
Reckless Endangerment Reckless Endangerment
2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record.
Should Have Bought Insurance Should Have Bought Insurance
They’d probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though.
Hidden Achievement
Don't Drive Like This in Real Life Don’t Drive Like This in Real Life
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Cornering the Market Cornering the Market
Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed!
Competitive Advantage Competitive Advantage
You’ve gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships!
Business is Booming Business is Booming
Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean!
Literally Destroying the Competition Literally Destroying the Competition
Get it? Because you’ve literally destroyed 75 competitor ships.
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What... What…
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Pizzarian Empire Pizzarian Empire
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Free Shipping Free Shipping
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Tip Top Shop Tip Top Shop
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