Only If Achievement List

Something Sweet... Something Sweet…
Solve Vinny’s riddle on your first attempt.
Hidden Achievement
You have no idea what you're doing, do you? You have no idea what you’re doing, do you?
Press E on every single bloody thing.
Wincest! Wincest!
Complete the White Pawn Scenario.
Was any of that real? Was any of that real?
Complete the Black Pawn Scenario.
Hidden Achievement
Move along, pervert... Move along, pervert…
Stop looking at the damn picture.
Hidden Achievement
You're not Santa, get out. You’re not Santa, get out.
Screw around in the fireplace.
Insane. Insane.
Welp, there you go.
Crackpot. Crackpot.
A sizeable achievement.
Hidden Achievement
One Day. One Day.
Find the developer’s future game concept art.
Hidden Achievement
Quality. Quality.
Complete the last level with a single bullet.