Office Freakout Achievement List

Now that's Rank! LVL 5 Now that’s Rank! LVL 5
You ranked up to Level 5!
Now that's Rank! LVL 10 Now that’s Rank! LVL 10
You ranked up to Level 10!
Now that's Rank! LVL 20 Now that’s Rank! LVL 20
You ranked up to Level 20!
Now that's Rank! LVL 30 Now that’s Rank! LVL 30
You ranked up to Level 30!
Employee of The Month Employee of The Month
You hit max rank! Way to go, you made it, aren’t you something… You still have to come in tomorrow.
Raging Raging
Achieve your first x2 Rage!
Psychopath Psychopath
Achieve 5 x2 Rages in a single game.
The Hells My KEYS!?!? The Hells My KEYS!?!?
NO SERIOUSLY!?!? Find 42 keys
Royal Flush Royal Flush
Pass all levels with at least one golden poo.
Perfectly Unhinged Perfectly Unhinged
Jeez, I hope you washed your hands first. You’ve gained all the golden poos in all levels!
rePent Up Aggression rePent Up Aggression
Even Dante stopped at 9… But 10??? 30 poos… If only your mom could see you now… Or cared.
Pugilist Pugilist
You prefer to be a gentleman when destroying your surroundings.
You Better Have Great Insurance You Better Have Great Insurance
Destroy 95% of the items in the room in a single level.
On The Road To Glory Part I On The Road To Glory Part I
You passed level 1! You know what to do, onto level two!
Throws of Ecstasy Throws of Ecstasy
Tossed your hat in the ring…and 49 thousand other things too!
Elf Shot the Food Elf Shot the Food
Accidents happen, like YOU…AGAIN!?! Seriously… I needed that
How Am I Going to Check My Emails Now? How Am I Going to Check My Emails Now?
Destroy 500 computer monitors.
Someone Call the Nerd Brigade Someone Call the Nerd Brigade
Destroy 500 computer towers.
No Time To Rest No Time To Rest
Destroy 1000 chairs.
Caffeine'll Kill Ya! Caffeine’ll Kill Ya!
Destroy 1000 coffee pots.
Root Achievement Root Achievement
Destroy/use 100 staplers.
You Got the Memo Right? You Got the Memo Right?
Destroy 10,000 filing cabinets.
I Need HR!! I Need HR!!
Smash 100 of your coworkers pictures.
The Premiums Will Kill You The Premiums Will Kill You
Accumulate 1,000,000 points. Seriously High premium.
Destruction is an Artform Destruction is an Artform
Accumulate 10,000,000 points
Bakers Dozen Bakers Dozen
Destroy 13 donuts.
Want to Feel How Hard I Can Hit Want to Feel How Hard I Can Hit
50 thousand? Such knuckles oooOOOooo!
Taco Tuesday Taco Tuesday
Hungry much?
A Cut Above the Rest! A Cut Above the Rest!
The Pixel Sword Unlocked! Shave and a haircut, 8 bits!
D3vil Inside D3vil Inside
Mischeiv_os Unlocked! Karpee Vernasco Necktie…wait, that’s not right.
Holy Roller Holy Roller
Holy Keyboard Unlocked! And a caps (f)Lock of Angels sing the to thy rest.
I'd give it a 9.8 I’d give it a 9.8
Grabbity Gun Unlocked! What goes up… must stay up?
In the Red In the Red
REDDEATH Unlocked! Righteous ranged ricochet red. Really.
Fired Up! Fired Up!
R.I.F.E. Unlocked! Looks like your AXE got FIRED!
Get Polishing Get Polishing
Golden Poo Unlocked! Even polished… It is what it is.
Interior Decorator Interior Decorator
Customize your cubicle!
Silky Smooth Silky Smooth
Customize Philbert’s arms!
Destructive Pattern Destructive Pattern
Unlock all patterns…for now.
Hidden Achievement
Holy Motherboards Holy Motherboards
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Stay Hollow Stay Hollow
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Hidden Achievement
Aww Yeah! Aww Yeah!
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Get Good Bro Get Good Bro
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The Merger Unlocked! The Merger Unlocked!
Spark one up and Rock-et retro style!
The Micromanager Unlocked! The Micromanager Unlocked!
HAHAHAH CRY SOME MORE!!
The RoadRage Unlocked! The RoadRage Unlocked!
Go for Pink slips in your W.I.P. Whip!