NotGTAV Achievement List

Cael Oddi Fy Tir Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Taking it From Behind Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
The Ex-Wife The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Something from the Salad Bar Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.
Prison Rules Apply Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
wot u lookin at wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time.
Hello, my name is Kenneth. Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Spud-U-Like Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
Mindless Destruction Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Big Deal Big Deal
Complete Swindon.
A Flaw in the System A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Tally Ho! Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.
Once For Each Year Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
ReElection Special ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Total Clock Up Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Turn an Eye Blind Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Thamesting Fate Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Great Traffic Adventure Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.
Jimmy Carr's Accountant Jimmy Carr’s Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Who Are These Guys!? Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Splat the Rat Splat the Rat
You splat the rat.
Communist Leanings. Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
Know Your Enemy Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
GaGa GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
Paradox Paradox
If… If we could somehow… harness this lightning… channel it… into the flux capacitor… it just might work
Twiddling the Bits Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen.
Beyond the Possible Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Practice Makes Perfect Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying.
Search and Destroy Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Seek and Eliminate Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Hunt and Kill Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Uncover and Cover Up Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Locate and Ruin Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Find and F*** Up Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the… fourteenth piece of evidence?
Now Then, Where Were We? Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
That Can't Be Right That Can’t Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Oh I Give Up Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring.