NotCoD™ Achievement List

Not A Moron Not A Moron
Prove you’re actually alive by successfully starting the game.
To War! To War!
Complete Basic Training.
Down And Dirty Down And Dirty
Complete Mission 1.
A Jolly Jaunt A Jolly Jaunt
Complete Mission 2.
Who You Gonna Call? Who You Gonna Call?
Complete Mission 3.
Clowning Around Clowning Around
Complete Mission 4.
Ashes To Ashes Ashes To Ashes
Complete Mission 5.
God Is On Your Side... God Is On Your Side…
Complete Mission 6.
...Just Kidding! He’s Not …Just Kidding! He’s Not
Complete Mission 7.
Inner Demons Inner Demons
Complete Mission 8.
Murder the Magnate Murder the Magnate
Complete Mission 9.
Trench Foot Trench Foot
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
Master Of My Own Fete Master Of My Own Fete
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
A Ghost Of A Chance A Ghost Of A Chance
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
Crashing The Castle Crashing The Castle
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
A Grave Mistake A Grave Mistake
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace Heil Mary, Full Of Grace
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
You're Locked In Here With Me! You’re Locked In Here With Me!
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
Ozymandias Ozymandias
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
To Be Continued... To Be Continued…
Complete Call of Judy.
Or Was It Judith? Or Was It Judith?
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
Slayer Of Sponge Slayer Of Sponge
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Decturion Decturion
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
Centurion. Centurion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
Milturion. Milturion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
Splash! Splash!
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
KABOOM! KABOOM!
Blow up.
Get Mounted Get Mounted
Complete your first mounted gun section.
Hole Puncher Hole Puncher
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
Do You Know Who I Am? Do You Know Who I Am?
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
Baptised Baptised
Sponge. That. Sinner!
Live Dangerously Live Dangerously
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
Useless Information... Useless Information…
Find your first piece of Intel.
...Or Surprising Insights? …Or Surprising Insights?
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
Ice Cold Ice Cold
Destroy every ice cream van.
Duck, Duck, Mousse Duck, Duck, Mousse
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
Lingerer Lingerer
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
I Need No Announcement I Need No Announcement
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
Thus Spake Kenneth Thus Spake Kenneth
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
He Shoots, He Scores! He Shoots, He Scores!
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
The Gospel According To Murdoch The Gospel According To Murdoch
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
Silence Is Golden Silence Is Golden
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
Nothing To Hide Nothing To Hide
Investigate the Surveillance system.
Piece Of Pie Piece Of Pie
Discover the “legitimate” sources of the Bum.
Patience Of A Saint Patience Of A Saint
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
Sunday Schooling Sunday Schooling
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
We’ve Been Here Before… We’ve Been Here Before…
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
PC Master Race PC Master Race
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
Pure-Bred Console Player Pure-Bred Console Player
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
Oh Boy, A Friend! Oh Boy, A Friend!
Play split-screen.
Hidden Achievement
Sorry, No Refunds Sorry, No Refunds
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Hidden Achievement
Collateral Damage Collateral Damage
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Hidden Achievement
Told You So Told You So
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Tomb Raider Tomb Raider
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The Church's Dirty Little Secret The Church’s Dirty Little Secret
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Hidden Achievement
Future Shock One Future Shock One
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Hidden Achievement
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies These Aren’t Just Zombies…These Are NotZombies
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Hidden Achievement
What Is Dead May Never Die What Is Dead May Never Die
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If You Want Something Done Right… If You Want Something Done Right…
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There But For The Grace Of God… There But For The Grace Of God…
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Joseph's Favourite Son Joseph’s Favourite Son
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Feelin' Lucky, Punk? Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?
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Gazzer's Revenge Gazzer’s Revenge
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Open Wide Open Wide
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Offshore Account Offshore Account
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Well I’ll Be Damned Well I’ll Be Damned
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0WN3D 0WN3D
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PWN3D PWN3D
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The People's Republic Of NotGames The People’s Republic Of NotGames
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
NotBad NotBad
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
Doing What's Necessary Doing What’s Necessary
Put Denis Down.