No Time to Explain Achievement List

That was it. That was it.
Finish the whole damn game.
Hatsamingo Hatsamingo
Collect half the hats.
Hatsamungojungo Hatsamungojungo
Collect all the hats.
Speedrun Speedrun
Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
Steedrun Steedrun
Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
Greedrun Greedrun
Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
Mmyes Indeedrun Mmyes Indeedrun
Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
HATERS GONNA HATE. HATERS GONNA HATE.
Dance to the first boss don’t stop for nothing.
Dinorun Dinorun
Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.