Break 2500 Blocks
As the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious.
Win a Round with the Scoop Paddle
It’s a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer.
Get the Breakerball to Low Health without Dying
When I’m on the road, I’m indestructible. No one can stop me… but they try.
Win a Challenge Round
So, another brave apprentice! You’ll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha!
Unlock all Gold Achievements
The truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty.
Get 10 Gems
Just great! I’ve traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket!
Win 3 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode
A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel.
Beat a Challenge Round in Gem Hunt Mode
Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!
Bounce 30 Different Gems with Gem Shields
I’ve always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money.
Beat a Challenge in Arcade Mode
You’re about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life.
Beat Arcade Mode Without Losing a Life
To defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty!