Majestic Nights Achievement List

The Inspectinator The Inspectinator
You inspected all of the things… in Beardsley’s Office.
Sneaky Bastard Sneaky Bastard
You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1 Cardholder’s Past Achievements: 1
You heard about Cardholder’s exploits.
Low Blow Low Blow
You hit Chuck where it counts.
Blasphemy! Blasphemy!
How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.
Nancy Would Be Disappointed Nancy Would Be Disappointed
You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.
Rutabaga/Arugula Rutabaga/Arugula
You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?
Cinephile Cinephile
You looked at the posters. We love you.
Push It To The Limit... LIMIT! Push It To The Limit… LIMIT!
You won at Majestic Night-ing.
The Truth Is In Here The Truth Is In Here
You found the 3 ‘Biggest’ pieces of Truth.
The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room
You shouldn’t have disturbed the lecturer – he really hates it.
Basement Dweller Extermination Basement Dweller Extermination
You ‘cleaned’ all the Suits in the Basement.
Air America Air America
The CIA sold and exported drugs. It’s pretty well known by now.
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2 Cardholder’s Past Achievements: 2
You heard some more about Cardholder’s exploits.
Media Unrelations Media Unrelations
Way to piss off the informant, hero.
Media Relations Media Relations
You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?
Where you're going, you don't need... Your things Where you’re going, you don’t need… Your things
You left your office without getting your stuff.
Find Your Centre Find Your Centre
You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.
It's Not Paranoia... It’s Not Paranoia…
You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.
Callie's got a gun Callie’s got a gun
You ‘bought’ a pistol in the bathroom.
Jukebox Odd Docs Jukebox Odd Docs
You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox
“Put some goddamn clothes on!”
You killed the Underpants Warrior
Don't spend it all in one place Don’t spend it all in one place
You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.
You spent it all in one place You spent it all in one place
You gave the nickles to the bum.
Elevator Action Elevator Action
You took the elevator to the basement
Rear Window Rear Window
You saw the Suit leaving Piscine’s
Re-cheevo Re-cheevo
You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?
Cardholder's Wall of Crazy Cardholder’s Wall of Crazy
You saw Cardholder’s own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.
When you gotta go... When you gotta go…
Entered the outhouse. Haha… Poop joke.
“We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?”
Use the radio to divert attention of guards.
Poor ol' Jerry Poor ol’ Jerry
You learned about Jerry’s miserable life.
These belong in a museum! These belong in a museum!
You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.
Hidden Achievement
Sharing Is Caring Sharing Is Caring
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Cruisin' Together Cruisin’ Together
Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi
Art Appreciation class Art Appreciation class
Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.
Frisky Business Frisky Business
Acquire gun from the ‘amorous’ couple
Use Zander’s business card to fool J.P. Morgan security
Eavesdrop I Eavesdrop I
Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller
Best. Coverstory. EVER. Best. Coverstory. EVER.
Pretend to be ‘mister luigi’ after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.
Eavedrop II Eavedrop II
Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices
Urinal World of Hurt Urinal World of Hurt
Survive the bathroom encounter
Global Thermonuclear War Global Thermonuclear War
Try to play games on the computer
Collateral Damage Collateral Damage
Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush
Tactical Withdrawal Tactical Withdrawal
Kill no villagers in the Ambush
Insert 'lion' pun here Insert ‘lion’ pun here
Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole
See ya Later... See ya Later…
Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole
Dead end. Get it? Dead end. Get it?
Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole
...But it was all a dream! …But it was all a dream!
Made it through mystical tent.
But That Trick Never works! But That Trick Never works!
Tried the ‘Presto’ magic trick.
Evil not-so-dead Evil not-so-dead
Attempted the ‘Klaatu Barada Nikto’ spell.
Hidden Achievement
Musical appreciation Musical appreciation
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