Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet Achievement List

Green wins by doing nothing Green wins by doing nothing
Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Whack-a-shark Whack-a-shark
Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
Black comedy gold Black comedy gold
Let a Seagal die from Oil.
No respect for personal space No respect for personal space
Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Critical existence failure Critical existence failure
Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Knock your block off Knock your block off
Get decapitated.
Paranoid Paranoid
Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
Badbutt Badbutt
Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
Go out with a bang Go out with a bang
Cast Supernova.
Badass Badass
Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
The weakest link The weakest link
Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Sudden demise Sudden demise
Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Spectacular demise Spectacular demise
Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Legendary demise Legendary demise
Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
Extra style bonus Extra style bonus
Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Chunky salsa Chunky salsa
Gib three enemies in one second.
Your only friend Your only friend
Purchase a familiar.
You and your friends are dead You and your friends are dead
Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Out to get you Out to get you
Get killed by your own staff.
Atomic backstab Atomic backstab
Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
Oblivious to the elements Oblivious to the elements
Die from a stage hazard.
The yellow wizard always dies The yellow wizard always dies
Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage’s very first encounter.
Tonight we dine on crab soup Tonight we dine on crab soup
Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Passing the moose test Passing the moose test
Defeat the Elk Dragon.
An ice lady An ice lady
Defeat Disa.
The detentaclenator The detentaclenator
Defeat the Dark Young.
Goddess buster Goddess buster
Defeat Helsdottir.
Interactive paradox Interactive paradox
Unlock this achievement to unlock this achievement.
Party trick Party trick
Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Surpassing the Master Surpassing the Master
Defeat Grampa the Gray.