Klepto Achievement List

I need this! I need this!
Steal one toaster.
Don't you hate bread? Don’t you hate bread?
Steal one hundred toasters.
Toasted Toasted
Steal one thousand toasters.
Maybe You Should Run Faster Maybe You Should Run Faster
Get caught by the police ten times.
Jail House Regular Jail House Regular
Get caught by the police one hundred times.
Time to Consider a New Career Time to Consider a New Career
Get caught by the police one thousand times.
Smash and Grab Smash and Grab
Break fifty windows.
Window Salesman Window Salesman
Break five hundred windows.
Bull in a China Shop Bull in a China Shop
Break one thousand windows.
Door Breacher Door Breacher
Pick fifty locks.
Mr. Picky McPickleburg Mr. Picky McPickleburg
Pick five hundred locks.
Safe Cracker Safe Cracker
Crack ten safes.
Mr. Cracky McCrackleburg Mr. Cracky McCrackleburg
Crack one hundred safes.
You forgot to duck. You forgot to duck.
Get shot by a resident.
Who's the victim here? Who’s the victim here?
Get shot by a resident fifty times.
Can't we all just get along? Can’t we all just get along?
Get shot by a resident one hundred times.
Identity Confirmed Identity Confirmed
Have ten warrants issues for your arrest.
I Think You're On a List I Think You’re On a List
Have one hundred warrants issued for your arrest.
Bail Bondsman's Best Buddy Bail Bondsman’s Best Buddy
Have one thousand warrants issues for your arrest.
Not So Sneaky Not So Sneaky
Cause fifty police dispatches.
Get Some Slippers Get Some Slippers
Cause five hundred police dispatches.
I Don't Think You Understand How This Works I Don’t Think You Understand How This Works
Cause five thousand police dispatches.
Thrifty Fingers Thrifty Fingers
Steal ten thousand dollars worth of loot.
Strategic Acquirer Strategic Acquirer
Steal one hundred thousand dollars worth of loot.
Master Thief Master Thief
Steal one million dollars worth of loot.
Well That's Alarming Well That’s Alarming
Trigger five alarms.
Intruder Alert Intruder Alert
Trigger fifty alarms.
Sound the alarm!!! Sound the alarm!!!
Trigger one hundred alarms.