Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike Achievement List

Fork Parker Fork Parker
Just being Fork Parker is an achievement… Congratulations!
Profits Are Down Profits Are Down
This is Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike. Prepare to die.
Fork Parkour Fork Parkour
Zip around the mountain… in style.
Base Camp Base Camp
Reach the first checkpoint.
The real Fork Parker starts here. The real Fork Parker starts here.
Make it halfway up the mountain.
Next time, hire a contractor. Next time, hire a contractor.
Reach the summit, but lose money.
How the Fork saved Devolver How the Fork saved Devolver
Reach the summit with a positive balance.
Deep Pockets Deep Pockets
Hold $100,000 at once.
Slush Funds Slush Funds
Reach the summit with $400,000 or more.
CFO CFO
Collect all of the money in one run. All of it.
Possible Immortality Possible Immortality
Beat the game with less than ten deaths.
Definite Immortality Definite Immortality
Beat the game with no deaths.
Time is Money Time is Money
Ascend the mountain in less than twelve minutes.
Eggcellent Eggcellent
Acquire a golden egg.
HR Violation HR Violation
Land on an enemy’s head.
Vertical Integration Vertical Integration
Land on fifteen enemies’ heads.
Silver Lining Silver Lining
Bounce off of a snowball.