Cute Things Dying Violently Achievement List

I Want My Money Back I Want My Money Back
Beat the game.
Rescue Rager Rescue Rager
Get your first Critter into the Elevator.
Failed At Life, Okay At Death Failed At Life, Okay At Death
Reach 30 lifetime level restarts.
Adequately Lubricated Adequately Lubricated
Dunk your first Critter in oil, and have fun doing it!
Ingenuity Ingenuity
Find two different ways to set off the Oil Drum in Despair Mail.
Medium Well Medium Well
Save a Critter that has been char-broiled red.
Viva Variety Viva Variety
Kill Critters by all available methods: falling, spikes, buzzsaws, explosions, fire, and electricity.
Die Centennial Die Centennial
Get 100 lifetime Critter kills.
Decline Intervention Decline Intervention
Get 250 lifetime Critter kills.
500 Slays of Bummer 500 Slays of Bummer
Get 500 lifetime Critter kills.
Insta-Skill Insta-Skill
Have every Critter (at least two) in the level die within a one second timespan.
Training Wheels Off Training Wheels Off
Get a perfect score on every level in Stage 1.
Paint The Town Red Paint The Town Red
Get blood on every solid object in a level.
Everyone Hates This One Everyone Hates This One
Save all Critters in Gone With The Wind in 45 seconds.
Lickety Split Lickety Split
Get a perfect score on Split Second.
Conflagration Sensation Conflagration Sensation
Get 40 fires going simultaneously.
I Am Shocked, Shocked I Am Shocked, Shocked
Beat the Zapper Hate Bot.
Bada Bing Bada Boom Bada Bing Bada Boom
Beat the Timebomb Hate Bot.
A Cut Above A Cut Above
Beat the Buzzsaw Hate Bot.
Self-Inflicted Wounds Self-Inflicted Wounds
Beat the Drill Hate Bot.
We Don't Need No Water... We Don’t Need No Water…
Beat the Flamethrower Hate Bot.
Obsessive Compassion Disorder Obsessive Compassion Disorder
Get a perfect score on every level in the game.
Low Flyer Low Flyer
Beat Hang Time without the Critter leaving the screen.
I Demand A Recount I Demand A Recount
Save more than three Critters in Six Enter – Three Leave.