We Can Rebuild Him
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.
Million Dollar Granddad
Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
During The War…
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
Use an EMP 20 times successfully – who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
Slick Moves Like Jagger
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me
Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
Gone In Many Seconds
Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
Paperboy The Hard Way
Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
Double, double toil and trouble
Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
A Quiet Night In
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
Over the hump
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
Jason goes to Sunny Pines
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
No rest for the wicked
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
Trick or Treat
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
You Old Romantic
Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.